I am NOT going to "follow you back". Tumblr is not a mutual-relationship.
Don't hit on me. Don't steal my gifs--I'll find you.
I'm Nad. I'm fat and I make gifs. I grow pumpkins and this month, my hair is neon green.
I'm into dudes with big dicks who like dudes with big dicks.
I cook a lot and I work in a grocery store deli/kitchen. I'm a slacker, but I work like a dog. I don't ever, ever want to grow up or live on my own. I can't drive and I have no desire to.
I want to marry several musicians and give them lots of babies, but if you're a gay british citizen with health insurance, holla because I need some medical care. now.
know that I'm not going to follow you if you're a fandom-based blog or you're super-into social justice, radical misandrist feminism or you're a purveyor of white guilt. just fuck off, in that case.
if you hit on me, I'm going to ignore you. I'm spoken for.
however long i was away, I was standing at the stove, cutting and frying chicken nuggets and making macaroni and cheese. and doing dishes. i get to sit now.
interview with the vampire and true blood all night. yaaay.
