I am NOT going to "follow you back". Tumblr is not a mutual-relationship.
Don't hit on me. Don't steal my gifs--I'll find you.
I'm Nad. I'm fat and I make gifs. I grow pumpkins and this month, my hair is neon green.
I'm into dudes with big dicks who like dudes with big dicks.
I cook a lot and I work in a grocery store deli/kitchen. I'm a slacker, but I work like a dog. I don't ever, ever want to grow up or live on my own. I can't drive and I have no desire to.
I want to marry several musicians and give them lots of babies, but if you're a gay british citizen with health insurance, holla because I need some medical care. now.
know that I'm not going to follow you if you're a fandom-based blog or you're super-into social justice, radical misandrist feminism or you're a purveyor of white guilt. just fuck off, in that case.
if you hit on me, I'm going to ignore you. I'm spoken for.
yeah, cause it’s only watermarked and everything.
(Source: shouldiplaybytherules)
Ew bitch, Guernsey isn’t even a country dont hate too much :)
yeah, cause it’s only watermarked and everything.