submit archive message Bob's Burgers Gifs Music Video, Film and Television Gifs Frankenhole/Cleveland Show/Squidbillies/King of the Hill and Other Cartoons American Dad Gifs you're growing on me.

I am NOT going to "follow you back". Tumblr is not a mutual-relationship.

Don't hit on me. Don't steal my gifs--I'll find you.

I'm Nad. I'm fat and I make gifs. I grow pumpkins and this month, my hair is neon green.

I'm into dudes with big dicks who like dudes with big dicks.

I cook a lot and I work in a grocery store deli/kitchen. I'm a slacker, but I work like a dog. I don't ever, ever want to grow up or live on my own. I can't drive and I have no desire to.

I want to marry several musicians and give them lots of babies, but if you're a gay british citizen with health insurance, holla because I need some medical care. now.

know that I'm not going to follow you if you're a fandom-based blog or you're super-into social justice, radical misandrist feminism or you're a purveyor of white guilt. just fuck off, in that case.

if you hit on me, I'm going to ignore you. I'm spoken for.

(Source: narc0delics, via americandad)


Posted February 22nd    at 1:40    with 43 notes
  1. cumcanvas reblogged this from fourniersgangrene
  2. parasitethatlivesinmyneck reblogged this from americandad
  3. md11285 reblogged this from americandad
  4. labonitamuerte reblogged this from thephrygiancap
  5. itsdanity reblogged this from americandad
  6. atkinswantsadick reblogged this from deadbunneh
  7. picturesrebeccaloves reblogged this from americandad
  8. g4llowscalibrator reblogged this from americandad
  9. x-pretty-pistol-x reblogged this from americandad
  10. drsherlockwatson reblogged this from deadbunneh
  11. shadafugup reblogged this from americandad
  12. americandad reblogged this from narc0delics
  13. shesaidmeow reblogged this from narc0delics
  14. un-fuckable reblogged this from narc0delics
  15. oshbiggoshposh reblogged this from narc0delics
  16. narc0delics posted this
theme