submit archive message Bob's Burgers Gifs Music Video, Film and Television Gifs Frankenhole/Cleveland Show/Squidbillies/King of the Hill and Other Cartoons American Dad Gifs you're growing on me.

I am NOT going to "follow you back". Tumblr is not a mutual-relationship.

Don't hit on me. Don't steal my gifs--I'll find you.

I'm Nad. I'm fat and I make gifs. I grow pumpkins and this month, my hair is neon green.

I'm into dudes with big dicks who like dudes with big dicks.

I cook a lot and I work in a grocery store deli/kitchen. I'm a slacker, but I work like a dog. I don't ever, ever want to grow up or live on my own. I can't drive and I have no desire to.

I want to marry several musicians and give them lots of babies, but if you're a gay british citizen with health insurance, holla because I need some medical care. now.

know that I'm not going to follow you if you're a fandom-based blog or you're super-into social justice, radical misandrist feminism or you're a purveyor of white guilt. just fuck off, in that case.

if you hit on me, I'm going to ignore you. I'm spoken for.

(this took a lot longer than it needed.)

(this took a lot longer than it needed.)


Posted January 26th    at 12:15    with 159 notes
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