March 2012
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girlargueswithtree:
did you know you can buy a 55 gallon barrel of personal lubricant on amazon?
well you can
Chelsea fucking stop
my god I’m so fucking horny right now and have nothing I can do to sate it ugh
Blue lips sooo bad
damnit ugh
“What are you going to do with all this lube?! Wrestling match? Biggest adult party ever? If you are looking...
mialuvstospoog:
people who make cruel and idiotic generalizations over the certain things they see and hear, and stick by those generalizations even after being shown that they are wrong deserve to be made to feel like shit, even if it’s only for a minute.
i’m sorry i said all boondock saints fans are white trash with G.E.D’s. and calf tattoos.
my stupid mom took the fucking christmas tree down last night. now where are the leprachauns gonna leave me my Guinness and plastic puke-hats??
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Who would like to join me,
misleading-homosexual:
And form an alliance of fake drug dealers who beat the shit out of and mug children?
Mainly to influence the negativity of drug use…
But mostly make a living in today’s economy.
we need a van. or an ice cream truck. and bats with nails. we could be like those boondock saints guys that horse-teeth girls idolize. and when i hit “reblog post”, mia’s...
okay, since i don’t have a doctor and google keeps trying to tell me i’m pregnant (oh god, if only!), what does it mean when you’re fucking freezing all the time, but your skin hurts? it’s like a fever but with no temperature and no cold-symptoms or anything. Am i gonna start to molt?
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i have a watch-my-mom-stand-at-the-counter-eating-mia’s-brownie-batter-and-talk-to-me-about-stupid-shit headache.
i left that fucking bowl and spatula for mia, but thanks for telling me how to crush the fucking sixteen-pound bag of chunked ice you got me. i’m gonna go choke on it.
February 2012
yeah, i’ll be in the kitchen.
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okay so i’m very tempted to make a big batch of homemade chocolate buttercream, since we have a ton of powdered sugar and cocoa powder. I’m thinking of whipping out my favorite chocolate cake recipe and also making a pan of brownies? is that too much? it’s just that the girl scout cookies I made three days ago are almost gone. by almost gone I mean half-gone. i think i just want...
i have been persuaded to calm my tits, eat brown rice and leftover taco meat, and watch bob’s burgers.
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kitkatbased:
Sam Cooke - A Change Is Gonna Come
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i have some american dad spam and then some nudes so…
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wow i did not need the entire discography.