February 2011
right, time for a shower.
i did it this morning but i skipped my head, and i’m regretting that.
it’s been like four days since i washed my hair and i don’t think i can put any more dry shampoo on my scalp, seeing as all i’ve been doing for two days is sitting at my desk and picking at my head.
i’m putting off the mp3 player for a while. i’m just going to suffer with nothing and get a...
woe is me.
buying a cheap ipod shuffle
because i’ve had it up to here (gesturing to forehead with flat hand) my fucking touch-screen knock-off. fuck it. i don’t need a fancy fucking uber-digital screen on a piece of crap that doesn’t fucking hold a charge for longer than 90 minutes. fuck it!
i wake up and i drink a lot of fucking orange...
to paraphrase gerard way/
Every once in a while, when my life is in total...
January 2011
i might actually make that cake with my own mods
i might speckle pink and red cake bits in the middle to make it look more delicate instead of that dark bright red.
so...i dreamed i went to Osaka.
what’s with that? 0.O
"BUILD A TIME MACHINE, JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT...
eugene mirman.
Many girls want to be carnal with me because I'm...
nipsynips:
movies i want to fall asleep to:
Be Kind Rewind
Pretty in Pink
Marie Antoinette
Skeletons
Harriet the Spy
Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope
Star Wars, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
the Darjeeling Limited
Sandrine Violet’s PARIS documentaries
Ghost World
Everything Is Illuminated
Throw Momma From the Train
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Practical Magic
HELP!
Orphans
Drive Well, Sleep Carefully
the...
i haven't seen the human centipede, but i saw that...
"lady, i will fucking drop you."
the stockboy at foodtown was checkin' me out today
but he didn’t bat an eye at the fat old lady who was really mean to me because of my purple hair and shopping cart full of un-frozen foods.
i REALLY want to go to Good Burger.
i could be shaving some things right now.
but i’ll just eat chocolate and tumbl.
internet has taught me two things
1. more women pose nude than people can bother to imagine.
2. pound-mound is a funny word. well, hyphenate.
even my horoscope said i could do better than you.
why do i still kinda like you?
I dreamed i got an iPad, then i woke up and...
great, now that the damn player is dead
all i want to do is watch mean girls.
right, i'm going to go sleep on my face.
roll me over in about ten hours and hold a mirror under my nose/mouth.
realized i kind of want to learn to astral project...
where can i get really good thin crust pizza at 2AM?
Bought two new pillows for $2.50 each at work,...
couldn't tumbl today because i has stoopid work...
bed now. off tomorrow thru thursday to shop for food.
Meh...: Random story time :3 →
misleading-homosexual:
So… Around this time last year I had to stay with my aunt at her apartment, which is about a half hour drive from where I’m currently at, probably longer, and at the end of her staircase, there was this poorly drawn picture of two woman killing another woman in a gory mess with a heart shaped axe.
0.0
You are the sole reason i open my eyes.