February 2011
Feb 1st
right, time for a shower.
i did it this morning but i skipped my head, and i’m regretting that. it’s been like four days since i washed my hair and i don’t think i can put any more dry shampoo on my scalp, seeing as all i’ve been doing for two days is sitting at my desk and picking at my head.  i’m putting off the mp3 player for a while.  i’m just going to suffer with nothing and get a...
Feb 1st
woe is me.
Feb 1st
buying a cheap ipod shuffle
because i’ve had it up to here (gesturing to forehead with flat hand) my fucking touch-screen knock-off.  fuck it.  i don’t need a fancy fucking uber-digital screen on a piece of crap that doesn’t fucking hold a charge for longer than 90 minutes.  fuck it!
Feb 1st
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i wake up and i drink a lot of fucking orange...
to paraphrase gerard way/
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Every once in a while, when my life is in total...
Feb 1st
January 2011
i might actually make that cake with my own mods
i might speckle pink and red cake bits in the middle to make it look more delicate instead of that dark bright red. 
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so...i dreamed i went to Osaka.
what’s with that? 0.O
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"BUILD A TIME MACHINE, JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT...
eugene mirman.
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Many girls want to be carnal with me because I'm...
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movies i want to fall asleep to:
Be Kind Rewind Pretty in Pink Marie Antoinette Skeletons Harriet the Spy Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope Star Wars, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back the Darjeeling Limited Sandrine Violet’s PARIS documentaries Ghost World Everything Is Illuminated Throw Momma From the Train What’s Eating Gilbert Grape Practical Magic HELP! Orphans Drive Well, Sleep Carefully the...
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i haven't seen the human centipede, but i saw that...
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"lady, i will fucking drop you."
Jan 31st
the stockboy at foodtown was checkin' me out today
but he didn’t bat an eye at the fat old lady who was really mean to me because of my purple hair and shopping cart full of un-frozen foods.
Jan 31st
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i REALLY want to go to Good Burger.
Jan 31st
i could be shaving some things right now.
but i’ll just eat chocolate and tumbl.
Jan 31st
internet has taught me two things
1. more women pose nude than people can bother to imagine. 2. pound-mound is a funny word.  well, hyphenate.
Jan 31st
even my horoscope said i could do better than you.
why do i still kinda like you?
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I dreamed i got an iPad, then i woke up and...
Jan 30th
great, now that the damn player is dead
all i want to do is watch mean girls.
Jan 30th
right, i'm going to go sleep on my face.
roll me over in about ten hours and hold a mirror under my nose/mouth.
Jan 30th
realized i kind of want to learn to astral project...
where can i get really good thin crust pizza at 2AM?
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Bought two new pillows for $2.50 each at work,...
Jan 30th
couldn't tumbl today because i has stoopid work...
bed now. off tomorrow thru thursday to shop for food.
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Meh...: Random story time :3 →
misleading-homosexual: So… Around this time last year I had to stay with my aunt at her apartment, which is about a half hour drive from where I’m currently at, probably longer, and at the end of her staircase, there was this poorly drawn picture of two woman killing another woman in a gory mess with a heart shaped axe. 0.0
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You are the sole reason i open my eyes.
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